someone owes me an orgasm
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
dude. I can hear the air.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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