I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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