these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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