DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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