I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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