I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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