is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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