are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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