whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
