I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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