yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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