The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Houston, we have a blender
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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