ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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