from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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