so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
North Korea, Best Korea!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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