We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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