We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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