3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He better not be in your backpack
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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