I wish I only lived at night.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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