got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
