Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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