Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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