Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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