u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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