I'm really into asian looking animals
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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