Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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