Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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