I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
