i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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