She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Houston, we have a squirter
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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