You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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