a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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