There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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