thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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