i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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