i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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