I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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