Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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