Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I need water and some morals
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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