So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
