Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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