..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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