wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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