I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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