I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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