What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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