i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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