Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
