so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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