Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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