i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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