I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Can I color on your dick again?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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