love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
