I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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