Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Sry I called you an 8
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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