My hand turned me down
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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