You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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